Our Award-Winning Methodology in Action
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For over 15 years, Seems Legit Professional Services has been delivering outcomes that are almost certainly real to clients who definitely exist.
Get a Totally Real QuoteWe offer a wide range of services that we're mostly qualified to provide
We'll look at your business and tell you things you probably already know, but in a PowerPoint with better fonts. Our consultants have read at least two business books.
We'll move your spreadsheets to the cloud and call it "digital transformation." Includes a free buzzword glossary so your board thinks you're innovative.
Our flagship "Trust Fall into Synergy" workshop has a 94% survival rate. Previous activities include competitive spreadsheet formatting and mandatory fun.
Our financial advice is based on a proprietary methodology we call "educated guessing." Results may vary. Past performance is not indicative of us knowing what we're doing.
We'll increase your KPIs by leveraging synergistic paradigm shifts across your value chain. We're not entirely sure what that means either, but it sounds impressive.
We'll protect your business from hackers using our state-of-the-art "have you tried turning it off and on again" methodology. Firewalls sold separately.
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Founded by three people who couldn't agree on a better name, Seems Legit Professional Services has grown from a garage operation to a slightly larger garage operation with WiFi.
Our mission is to deliver professional services that meet or occasionally approach industry standards. We pride ourselves on answering emails within 3-5 business days, or whenever Dave remembers to check the inbox.
Headquartered in a co-working space that we're only slightly behind on payments for, we serve clients across industries that will have us.
*Based on clients who haven't figured out how to cancel yet
Seems Legit really lived up to their name. The work they delivered was, in fact, work. It existed. On paper. With words on it. Some of the words were even relevant.
I hired them for strategic consulting and they told me to "make more money and spend less." Revolutionary. Worth every penny of the invoice I'm still disputing.
Their cybersecurity audit consisted of checking if our password was "password." It was. So technically they found a vulnerability. 5 stars.
We'd love to hear from you (especially if you have money)
Email: info@seemslegitservices.com
Sales: sales@seemslegitservices.com
Support: support@seemslegitservices.com
Accounts: accounts@seemslegitservices.com
Phone: (555) 0123-LEGIT
Address: Suite 404, Not Found Avenue
Business District, CA 90210
Hours: Monday-Friday, whenever we feel like it
